Alice
found herself in a court room, but this wasn’t an unfamiliar space. She knew
who most of the figures were from the jury, the judge, and others. She noticed
that before the trial had even started, the jury were already scribbling things
on their note sheets. “Stupid things” was written on each of the jury members’
notes for some weird reason. Eventually the white rabbit blew in his horn three
times and the trail started. The Rabbit read a little poem about the Queen of
Hearts making some tarts, and then they proceeded further. In came the first –
the mad hatter. The King really didn’t like the hatter, He questioned the
hatter on if his hat was stolen, but the hatter explained that he sold hats for
a living.
Alice
was looking on as the hatter was interrogated, and as she did when she first
fell down the rabbit hole, she began to grow enormously tall. The dormouse
sitting next to her complained that she was taking up too much space.
The
hatter went on, explaining that he was a poor man. He argued with the rabbit
about what was said, and the king kept threatening to have him executed. The
hatter told him everything he knew, and the judge ordered him to leave the
court afterward. On his way out, the Queen ordered the guards, “Off with his
head,” but the hatter had already dashed away. He knew that the Queen was
likely to make this order, so he made a quick break for the exit. Fortunately,
he was fast enough to make it away. The trail continued with the Duchess’s
cook. The King ordered her to give evidence but she refused. She eventually
provided a little bit of information.
Again
the court moved on to the next witness, which came as a big surprise when the
next witnessed was called…. “Alice”.
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carol (1865)